Masturbation & Marijuana

I masturbate. Yes, I do. I've done so since I was 8 years old. Am I weird now almost 30 years later? I don't know, maybe, you decide. You know what the difference between me and the rest is though? With me it's not compulsive.

You ever seen those bullshit documentaries about addiction and all that jazz? Well, never affected me. "Oh, I have to maturbate every 10 minutes, oh, I need to, want to, have to...!" Bullshit. You don't. You just don't. It's what your stupidity decides for you. And then you have to ask yourself: Do I want that!? Ask yourself. Seriously, examine yourself.

I smoke marijuana. Yes I do. Smoke cigarrettes too. Yes siree bob. You know what kept me enjoying this for years on end? Moderation. Not being compulsive. 1 gram of weed every other 3 months or so. 1 pack of smokes a week. Killer. Love it.

Do you know the traits of this sort of will? Discipline. I let go sometimes, and yes, gotten fucked up many a times over, of which many a badass, kickass song has been written. So what. I had a goddamn good time doin' it. The Devil is my friend.

But enough of that, let's get back to the sexual part.

Masturbation is a great thing. A great alternative to all the 'fuss' (if this is not self explanatory, you needn't read on). The fantasy, the orgasm which is thrift and uncontrollable. Magic. But have you ever taken a few, just a few, tokes of a joint and then masturbated? The climax is unbelieveable!! Really exilerating and fulfilling. It can almost, nay, does, lead to inspiring situations afterwards, while being sexually high! Literally!

Cause when the climax gets close and you're still in the buzz of the effect of the weed and you're about to space out, orgasmic electricity will exude a tremendous outburst of volcanic proportions, not exaggerating in the least!! You should go for it.

Yeah man, try it, you won't be sorry. Women, you too. Do it unashamedly and sans scruples. I don't give a fuck if you're married or not. Do it. It's fucking good, I promise.

Toke and masturbate, but moderate, it's the only way to keep it fun. Compulsion is not fun, ever, at least not in the aftermath. It just isn't. It begins fun but after a while it is just stupid and, well, compulsive, boring, mindless. It's what you have to realise whether you agree or not.

Ongoing compulsions = negativity = desperation = weakness = loss of perspective and just makes for an indifferent reality. What's your cup of tea?

Burn with it,
J.