Friday, May 22, 2015

You Need To Know...

You need to know...

You need to know what it feels like to be a plumber
You need to know what it feels like to be a musician
You need to know what it feels like to be a lawyer
You need to know what it feels like to be a judge
You need to know what it feels like to be invincible
You need to know what it feels like to be labeled
You need to know what it feels like to be in pain
You need to know what it feels like to be in darkness
You need to know what it feels like to be in light
You need to know what it feels like to be happy
You need to know what it feels like to be depressed
You need to know what it feels like to tell the truth
You need to know what it feels like to tell a lie
You need to know what it feels like to be evil
You need to know what it feels like to be a saint
You need to know what it feels like to love
You need to know what it feels like to hate
You need to know what it feels like to be a monster
You need to know what it feels like to be poor
You need to know what it feels like to be rich
You need to know what it feels like to be ugly
You need to know what it feels like to be wanted
You need to know what it feels like to be a priest

You need to know...

Well, maybe not that last one.

Gay or Not: You Decide

This is not an anti nor pro gay tirade so everyone keep their panties in place.

Being gay is natural and is these days something that's accepted (for the most part) in the world. Mine's a different argument and confusion all together. I've been thinking about this for quite some time and still have no idea what the deal is or how to explain this phenomenon.

What I'm talking about is, is that when a woman likes a woman and finds a woman sexually attractive it's because they like women and NOT men. This goes also for men, if a man likes a man and finds a man sexually desirable it's because they like men and NOT women., right?

So where do I get confused...?

If you're a woman and you are a lesbian I assume it's because of  how beautiful a woman can look and how sexy they are and that that is exactly where the attraction lies; softness, kind hearted, sensuality etc. i.e. female. Kind of the same view as a hetero sexual man only less degraded and perverted, I guess.

Now, if you like to dress a certain way and have a particular look you want you are free to do so as you please, but what confuses me is that a lot of lesbian women (stereo typically speaking) want to wear jeans, flanel shirts, wear their hair short and exhibit a manly posture... Why? Cause you like men or want to be male?

To me this kind of defeats the purpose.

They like women but they do everything in their appearance to look and act like a man? Seriously, did anyone ever think about this? I don't care if you're not the hottest looking girl, but it seems to that in a lesbian relationship both partners look and actually ARE female. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, why does one of the females in a lesbian relationship always like to look and overtly exhibit and sometimes even act like man? Why?

There's a lot of question marks in this piece, because I don't get it!! I really don't. If you're a lesbian, to me, both FEMALES should look as feminine as can be cause they DO NOT find men sexually attractive! Role playing games aside of course. This thought creeps up on me time and again whenever I see couples anywhere. It really throws me for a loop.

Same goes for most gay men, some are so effiminate, more so than any woman I ever encountered, and try to speak, eat, and dress like any woman out there. Why? Cause you like women or want to be a woman? That thing gay men fall for, I assume, is masculinity, right? So both should look as male as possible cause that's why you DO NOT find women sexually attractive!

I think in both cases someone somewhere is a bit confused of what they are; hetero or gay. Or maybe I'm just a nut with too much shit on his mind. Either way, I have spoken and thus a rant is spewed into existence.

(Oh and if you were wondering, I'm a hetero sexual man, and I for one can not for the life of me understand why men are gay, men are so fucking ugly, all of them, really, but hey if that's what you like, go for it. It's why I prefer woman, cause I like hips, tits and ass and softness of the flesh and that times two is an even better equation... as long as I can watch.)

[insert slap in the face here]

Let the water goddamn rise!
J.

Sunday, May 10, 2015